Q:  How many DUKE students does it take to change a light bulb?
 A:  Three - one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the
 pressure.
 
 Q:  How many UNC-Wilmington students does it take to change a light
 bulb?
 A:  Four - two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get
 high off the old one.  ( -- at the beach)
 
 Q:  How many Queens students does it take to change a light bulb?
 A:  Two - one to change the bulb, and one to throw the old one at
 UNC-Charlotte students.
 
 Q:  How many UNC-Chapel Hill students does it take to change a light
 bulb?
 A:  One - he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around
 him.
 
 Q:  How many NCSU students does it take to change a light bulb?
 A:  Three - one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did
 it as well as anyone in Chapel Hill.
 
 Q:  How many Western Carolina students does it take to change a
 light bulb?
 A:  None - Cullowhee doesn't have electricity.
 
 Q:  How many Appalachian students does it take to change a light
 bulb?
 A:  The whole student body;  there's nothing better to do on
 weekends.
 
 Q:  How many Methodist students does it take to change a light bulb?
 A:  None - downtown Fayetteville looks better in the dark.
 
 Q:  How many Gardner-Webb U. students does it take to change a light
 bulb?
 A:  Two - one to throw the old one in the cow pasture and one to
 drive to Shelby to get a new bulb.
 
 Q:  How many Belmont Abbey students does it take to change a
 light bulb?
 A:  Three - one to hold the candle, one to light the flint, and one
 to pray that it works.
 
 Q:  How many Chowan students does it take to change a light bulb?
 A:  Three - if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course
 at Elizabeth City State.
 
 Q:  How many Davidson students does it take to change a light bulb?
 A:  Four - one to change the bulb, and three to write up a complaint
 to the Trustees stating that they could have gone to an Ivy League
 school if they had wanted to.
 
 Q:  How many Meredith students does it take to change a light bulb?
 A:  Four - one to change the bulb, and three to figure out how it
 will help them meet their future husbands.
 
 Q:  How many Wake Forest students does it take to change a light
 bulb?
 A:  Two - one  to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
 
 Q:  How many Elon College students does it take to change a light
 bulb?
 A:  None - that's what maids are for.
 
 Q:  How many ECU students does it take to change a light bulb?
 A:  Just one, but it takes six years!