Karl Wuensch's Jokes/Humor Page

    Here are links to some of my favorite jokes and other humorous items. Some are in Word documents, but most are in plain text files. I recommend that you view the text files with Courier font, since blank spaces are used for formatting in some of these old files. If the lines seems too long, tell your browser to word-wrap or to reduce the size of the font. Some of the jokes are crude, some are not politically correct, some you will find just plain stupid. There is something here to offend every person, so thin-skinned folks should not go on.

• Acronyms

• Addresses -- funny email addresses

• Airport -- done at Heathrow, ask that these persons be paged. Includes audio.

• Alien -- print this and leave it for a friend to find

• Alien-Audio -- or leave this message on your answering machine

• Banner -- poster found by a colleague on a bulletin board in the Rawl Building

• German version of the Alien joke

• Arches connection with fornication

• Beautiful Nun - rot13

• Blow Job -- why "blow" instead of "suck?"

• British Slang -- don’t understand that joke from your friend in the UK – this might help you translate it.

• Chain Letters

• Clinic's voice mail

• Clinton

• Comprehensive Examination

• Consulting -- 15 types of clients seen by statistical consultants

• Costume Party

• Doctor Leon - Psychology with Attitude -- Healthy psychologists can laugh at themselves

• Final Exams

• Freudian Slip

• German jokes

• German Names

• Grade-Change -- just fill out this form

• Gyno-Procto Industries Unlimited

• Headlines

• Heaven

• Hoax

• Horoscopes

• Humor-UGA -- assorted jokes from the Humor list at UGA

• Impact -- this word is often misused

• IRB -- How many IRB members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

• Konrad Lorenz and the Raven -- true story about this world-famous ethologist

• Limerick, Dirty

• Little Johnny -- foul-mouthed youngster

• Mathematics of Woman -- simple algebra answers the question "What is woman?"

• What I sound like when reading Little Johnny Jokes -- a wav file for you to play

• Manly Faces -- research shows that women prefer manly faces when they are at peak fertility

• Nutworks -- assorted jokes from the Nutworks collection

• Palindromes -- read them forwards and backwards

• Pee Dee -- poking fun at ECU's Pee Dee character

• Professor Poopypants -- He has a new name for YOU!

• Psycho -- Psychological testimony in New Mexico

• Psychological Treatment Hotline -- Psychological treatment hotline

• Rec.Humor.Funny -- the best jokes on the Internet

• Rectal Objects

• Rejection Slip

• Review of Manuscript

• Rights, Bill of

• Santa on the Phone -- speaking to that bad bad, Little Louie

• Signature Line Humor

• Sneezing Disorder

• Spam Recipe

• Stat Cow -- feed it data -- view in Courier

• Statistics Jokes

• Stupid Science News

• Gary C. Ramseyer's First Internet Gallery of Statistics Jokes

• Joachim Verhagen's Statistics Jokes

• Strategic Planning -- Mission Statements.  Don't like the first one generated? Just click on 're-generate.'

• Stupid Zone

• Telemarketing

• Tenure

• Translations

• UFO -- written in German

• Universities in North Carolina

• Userids From ECU's VM Mainframe

• Virus

• Voodoo Penis

• Warning Labels

• Woman: Her Three Stages

• Word Games

• ROT-13 Coder/Decoder

Contact Information for the Webmaster,
Dr. Karl L. Wuensch



This page most recently revised on 30. December 2007.