Date: Mon, 12 Dec 1994 10:24:06 -0500 From: JIM MICA OFFICE OF ADMISSION ITHACA COLLEGE Subject: Jocelyn Elders' firing >Elders. (For those of you overseas, Clinton fired his Surgeon-General >because she said the schools should teach that masturbation is part of >normal human sexuality.) "I don't suppose the schools should teach >masturbation, but a moment of silent masturbation would be O.K." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 14 Dec 1994 13:44:26 -0500 From: The Skeptic Subject: Proposed School Masturbation Amendment Nothing in this Constitution shall be construed to prohibit individual or group masturbation in public schools or other public institutions. No person shall be required by the United States or by any State to masturbate. Neither the United States nor any State shall proscribe the method of masturbation to be used in public schools. ...But would a minute of masturbation be enough? ========================================================================= On the firing of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, it's obvious that the Clinton administration had adopted a strict "hands off" policy in the area of public education. In a related story, a Pensacola, Florida middle school banned a sex education video because parents objected to the use of a slang term describing part of the male anatomy. Oddly enough, the school planned to go ahead with its annual weenie roast. ========================================================================= Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 09:24:01 -0500 From: Lee_Bradley Subject: Anagram This, I hear, was seen on a list owned by Rodney Lee: ---------------- If you like anagrams: "President Clinton of the USA" can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: "To copulate he finds interns"