Gyno-Procto Industries Unlimited is proud to introduce our fine line of products for the practicing gynecologist or proctologist. You have been selected to receive as a gift from Gyno-Procto the Hands-Free Work Lite. This product is especially useful for field examinations. Modern gynecologists and proctologists never know when they will be called upon to do an emergency examination, and we know that your time is too valuable for you to take your client back to your office for such an examination. With this in mind, we designed the Hands-Free Work Lite for you! After all, when you are doing an emergency field gynecological or proctological examination, you don't have an extra hand to hold the light. Just clip on our Hands-Free Work Lite and go to work!
We have also included with your light a sampling of the WWW pages which you can call up from your laptop while doing an emergency field gynecological or proctological examination. After all, you can't lug around all your medical manuals. Just fire up that laptop, dial in to your Internet Service Provider, and call up our field examination web page at http://personal.ecu.edu/wuenschk/fubar.htm. Among the interesting documents there are:
Maps to aid you in a field gynecological examination.
Information on a handy, disposable gynecological examination kit.
Atlas of Practical Proctology. -- expanded edition; Swiss author, of course.
Professor Cope's Proctology Web Site. -- This valuable resource is especially useful for forensic proctologists. Dr. Cope is internationally recognized as an expert in forensic proctology.